My wife recently delivered in a German Hospital and was looking forward to her first meal… the meal.
https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/129go9d/my_wife_recently_delivered_in_a_german_hospital/

Sleep Paralysis
https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/129fo84/sleep_paralysis/

Instructed the pizza place to write a dad joke. This is what they came up with.
https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1299p4z/instructed_the_pizza_place_to_write_a_dad_joke/

My dog decided it wasn't worth it.
https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1298ed4/my_dog_decided_it_wasnt_worth_it/

WTF? please explain.
https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1294bza/wtf_please_explain/

Just turned 25 :(
https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/129600p/just_turned_25/

Boat enthusiast loves thrash metal
https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1294cto/boat_enthusiast_loves_thrash_metal/

Somethin's burnin snif snif
https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/128yxue/somethins_burnin_snif_snif/

Spotted in Chicago.
https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/128yame/spotted_in_chicago/

A gorilla dad questioning his life choices for a brief moment
https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/128v142/a_gorilla_dad_questioning_his_life_choices_for_a/

Picking up my cousin at the airport
https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/128o4is/picking_up_my_cousin_at_the_airport/

My dog found treasure on a walk after the community yard sale today. Carried it the entire way home.
https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/128usdv/my_dog_found_treasure_on_a_walk_after_the/

I design unnecessary product ideas and this is the Sporty Susan.
https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/128t31v/i_design_unnecessary_product_ideas_and_this_is/

Doggo asleep
https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/128sjgf/doggo_asleep/

As odd as it is, I want to see it.
https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/128ps2b/as_odd_as_it_is_i_want_to_see_it/

Norman Rockwell’s April Fools Cover Has 51 "Mistakes"
https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/128po1l/norman_rockwells_april_fools_cover_has_51_mistakes/

Savagely attacked
https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/128o71o/savagely_attacked/

My library on April Fools Day
https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/128nzsk/my_library_on_april_fools_day/

Tonight you sleep on the couch, buddy
https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/128nlxv/tonight_you_sleep_on_the_couch_buddy/

Well, if you're not gonna eat it, I will!
https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/128kzny/well_if_youre_not_gonna_eat_it_i_will/

Don’t record me
https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/128h8g4/dont_record_me/

I’m Going To Need Those TPS Reports ASAP
https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/128h4db/im_going_to_need_those_tps_reports_asap/

Monk Meow and his disciples.
https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/128i2g2/monk_meow_and_his_disciples/

My Apple Watch summing up me watching the birth of my Son in one sentence….
https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/128fdky/my_apple_watch_summing_up_me_watching_the_birth/